AVALANCHE - FAR Mutual Admiration Society. Also called a MDoAP
Since both FAR and Avalanche seem to get along together on the playground, we've decided to band together against the playground bullies.
First Things First: We don't tell one another's sekrits and we don't diss one another. We play nice. We won't spy on one another or beat each other up. If there's an argument then we settle it with a game of marbles but not with dukes or nukes.
After The First Thing Is This Thing: If one of the playground bullies attempts to kick your ass then we will be right there beside u to get our asses whomped too. But if u start the fight then we may or may not wanna do somethin' stoopid along with u. If your other friends ask u to fight with them because of a seperate deal u made with them, u can ask us to help but we don't haffta.
Then There's This Other Thing: If u fall down we'll be there to help u stand up again. We'll give u monies or other schtuff if we can although we don't really haffta do that either.
And Then There's This Next To Last Thing: If we learn the other kids r sayin' bad shtuff about u, we'll rat them out. We'll have each others' backs that way.
Then The Last Thing: If one of us gets pissy and wants to take our marbles and go home, it's okay. But we're gonna give the other guy 5 days notice. That's a cool down period to see if we get over being mad at each other.
On this 31st day of August, 2010 we spit in the dirt to seal the deal and sign our blood oath:
For the Avalanche peeples:
SirDog (Alpine Patroller)
I am nobody (Nordic Patroller)
nitropenta (Auxiliary Patroller)
The Pink Pansy (Auxiliary Patroller)
For the FAR peeples:
Emperor: Stealingpandas
Regent: Sir Exodus
MoFA: Paulypoo
MoD: JJ452
MoF: Chopin
MoIA: Colonel Brick